Stanley Kubrick lives! At least, that's what con-man Alan Conway tells gullible Londoners when drinks, cash or sex are available. | score 2 |
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Cast John Malkovich, Jim Davidson, Richard E. Grant, Ken Russell Director Brian W. Cook Screenwriter Anthony Frewin Country UK / France Rating / Running Time M / 86 minutes Australian Release June 2006 Official Site (c) moviereview
2006
ABN 72 775 390 361 |
In
the mid-90’s, Alan Conway conned Londoners out of whatever he needed (drinks,
cash and sex mostly) by posing as Stanley Kubrick. That his success was not
troubled by the fact he didn’t look anything like Kubrick, or indeed bother to
learn anything about his career said a great deal about the cult of personality.
There’s a whiff of Charlie Kaufman about the film that suggests Being Stanley Kubrick starring John
Malkovich. Cast a number of Britain’s favourite faces and the potential is
delicious. What
a difference a script makes. One is tipped off by jaunty credits that make
clear this ‘true-ish story’ is not nearly as clever as it thinks it is. An
opportunity to exam gullibility, celebrity and need against real-ish events pales
into a one-joke pantomime. Admittedly, Malkovich turns in a drooling
performance as he swaps mannerisms and accents like Tom Cruise changes partners.
There are some winning double-entendres such as Conway’s confession when
seducing a young man that he once handled himself, ‘but now I prefer someone
else to do it’. Cute, and one of the few moments that are. Subplots
go nowhere, characters disappear while the use of Kubrick’s scores are obvious
and poorly handled. The assembled group of faded-TV stars are given no clear
direction as Cook invests too much of his sparse 83 minutes noting Conway’s
conquests before any semblance of story takes shape. When it does, the change
arrives too late to matter. Whether Cook was blinded by the central conceit or
mangled by nervous studios is hard to say. In either regard, Colour Me Kubrick is a disappointing
waste of a great story. // COLIN FRASER |