Film review by Colin Fraser 300 |
480BC and Persia is advancing on ancient Sparta. King Leonidis leads 300 warriors to defend his nation. | score 2+ |
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Cast Gerard Butler, David Wenham, Leada Heady, Dominic West Director Zach Snyder Screenwriter Zach Snyder Kurt Johnstad Country USA Rating / Running Time MA / 117 minutes Australian Release March 2007 Official Site (c) moviereview
2006-2007
ABN 72 775 390 361 |
With
more buffed bodies, six-packs and fake tan than Fitness First on a Thursday, 300 marches its way into cinemas like
an army of Spartans. This is a tits-out telling of the legendary Battle of Thermopylae
in more ways than ones. Under threat from Persia, King Leonidas takes a group
of 300 warriors to defend Sparta from the invading hoards. His bold action
causes a political rift at home, putting his Queen in an unenviable position
with a royal rival. Out on the battlefield, Leonidas claims a thin gorge, the
Hot Gates, which he believes will give him the home advantage. And it very
nearly does. 300 is based on Frank Miller’s graphic
novel, itself loosely based on legend. Yet historical reality has little value
or purpose here for this is an exercise in male eroticism and pornographic
violence. But what an exercise! Miller co-directed Sin City, based on another of his novels and a similar quality of
hyper-design is invoked. Air-brushed to within an inch of their lives, actors
storm the ancient stage with mountains of muscle (barely) clad in fetching
leather. Allegedly fighting for freedom, theirs is a simple task: look good
while the gore piles upon them. As battle begets battle against a digital backdrop
of Arcadian romanticism, look good they do. Snyder has delivered a sumptuously
textured work of art. But
looks aren’t everything. Threadbare script and corn-ball dialogue aside, the
greatest victim in this war is a quiet truth. Revising the Persian army to a
thuggish mass intent on sublimating the ‘noble’ Spartans sends a curious message
in these troubled times. But maybe one shouldn’t look too deeply into this
comic-book war. If you like your violence simple, and your men even simpler, 300 satisfies all desires. // COLIN FRASER |